My meaningful convo with Jojo Lastimosa’s alter-ego
Apparently, Jojo Lastimosa, a.k.a. “The Fourth Quarter Man”, has an alter-ego who comes up clutch on Twitter to save your boring, “I’d rather touch myself” nights. Go, try to blabber with him and you’d find out that he takes the stupidest questions from the most foolish people like me.
Don’t you think Jolas had enough machismo to be the lead guy of Hagibis? Imagine the leather vest on him. Imagine a customized 1/4 leather shorts on his sexy legs. Malamang laglag na panti ni Tita Baby mo kung nangyari yun.
There was only one problem though, the gloves wouldn’t fit him.
Kung kasing-laki lang ng kamay ni Jolas ang kamay ni James —- tapos na. It’s over. Sexy legs + sexy hands = Totoy Mola!!!
There just has to be some type of workout to get those legs right? Right?
Nice, but naughty.